1. Shifty’s never disappoints
  2. fake nails are hard to remove, and even harder to type with
  3. spray tans are no joke
  4. xtina is a super duper hair dresser
  5. mikeyP is a great bartender, but his cleanup skills need work. and he’ll never be able to run for public office now
  6. nate loves to sing songs to xtina at night
  7. if patty eats enough salami and ham out of the trash she will throw it up
  8. when you don’t wear earrings for years, then you wear huge hoops, your ears will hate you
  9. corsets hurt
  10. a 5 hour nap is necessary after so much fun
  11. it’s great to be jersey for a night
  12. 34 is going to be a good year