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fun filled weekend.
21Aug2009 Filed under: General Author: rebeccathis weekend i have some fun times lined up.
tonight i am going to see a sketch comedy troupe. tomorrow i am going to a “backyard bash”, maybe i’ll even take part in the bounce house fun! and sunday i am having brunch with some former NC9 coworkers.
the only downside is that i need to mow the lawn, and edge my yard with the weedwhacker.
Shit My Dad Says
- shitmydadsays: "Invite them. A wedding is a loaded gun. Don't be the asshole staring down the barrel asking which button makes the boom noise." 2010/07/19
- shitmydadsays: "Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit." 2010/06/28
- shitmydadsays: "Engagement rings are pointless. Indians gave cows...Oh sorry, congrats on proposing. We good now? Can I finish my indian story?" 2010/06/17
- shitmydadsays: "Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax." 2010/06/05
- shitmydadsays: "No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's." 2010/05/26
- shitmydadsays: "They're offended? Fuck, shit, asshole, shitfuck; they're just words...Fine. Shitfuck isn't a word, but you get my point." 2010/05/21
- shitmydadsays: "I don't want your advice, you're 27 fucking years old...Fine. I don't want your advice, you're 29 fucking years old." 2010/05/11